I've always tried to write down the cute things my children have said. I haven't always been so good at it. However, with Ivy I've managed to put in writing a small percentage of the great bounty of cuteness.
July 25, 2010 Since it's summer and I have little time to myself I tend to shower late at night when the kids are all in bed. Richard showers early in the morning before work. I guess my change in schedule has thrown Ivy off, as she was used to me showering when the kids left for school. Today she came into my bathroom when I was putting on makeup and looked at me and said: "You and dad need to shower more often. You haven't taken one for a long time."
July 14, 2010 Said while snuggling with me in bed: "I need to go outside and scratch my elbow on a tree."
July 7, 2010 Said while looking at the keyboard doing her online preschool work: "Mom, do we have any e's on here?"
July 2, 2010 Said while picking burrs out of Ember's fur: "If I were a cat, I'd skip the part about eating mice."
June 2, 2010 Overheard by mom while the two little ones were in the kitchen. Cooper was cooking eggs. "Ivy, are you going to go on a mission?" Reply: "Uh . . . I don't know yet."
May 30, 2010 When all dressed for church in the outfit above: "I'm pinkalicious!"
May 20, 2010 Out of the blue: "Hey mommy, guess what my talents are? Talking, art, jumping, playing, and dancing . . . and talking."
May 17, 2010 While I was trying to get the frightened bird to fly out of my house: "Just call the bird-catcher mom."
May 12, 2010 After swallowing a small bone while eating pasta and salmon: "It feels just like swallowing a little hummingbird."
(Has she swallowed one before?)
April 2, 2010 At Disneyland, with a big sigh: "This is the best day of my life."
March 22, 2010 While I clipped her nails: "If you put just your pinky up, does that swear in China? 'Cause Cooper says it does, and he knows a lot about China."
March 19, 2010 Figured out she was trying to say telescope. "Where's Maia's spinacope?"
February 21, 2010 While listening to Cooper play a piece he composed: "Wow, you're going to be a pianoist if you keep making up songs like that."
January 23, 2010 Way past bedtime and wailing from her bed, where she was being made to stay: "Please mother. I beg you, I beg you!"
November 16, 2009 Sang day ALL day after watching Jungle Book: "Look for the bare nesesames, the simple bare nesesames."
October 21, 2009 Clarifying statement to me after I gave her a long lecture on the dangers of protecting government officials: "No, I want to do the kind of Secret Service where I make someone's bed and leave candy on their pillow and they don't know who did it."
October 6, 2009 While lamenting that her sick brother got to eat a popscicle on the couch (and she didn't, as she wasn't sick): "All I get to do when I'm sick is sit on the couch and throw up!"
August 1, 2009 While weeding at a friend's house, upon my showing her a plant tag that read "Boston Ivy." She pumped her fist and exclaimed: "Yes! I love Boston and I love myself!"
June 24, 2009 After receiving the "carry laundry from the bedrooms chore": "Why do we always change [clothes]? Leaves me to pick it all up."
June 4, 2009 As she was slowly waking up beside me in bed: "When I open this eye it's all rolly and makes me go back to sleep."
Summer 2009 Said to Aunt Sandy in disgust as she was getting herself a popscicle from the freezer. "I'm mine own servant."
March 19, 2009 "Can I have a bowl of smarshmellows?"


Wouldn't you give Miss Pinkalicious all the "smarshmellows" she wanted?