Yard Duty

"I wish dad and Austin were yard duty. Then, if someone's rude to me, I could just tell them and they would help me."

                                . . . Ivy

And I'm sure she's picturing them in battle fatigues. I don't think that's "yard duty."

More like Personal Security Detail.

"Tell her she got herself a bodyguard, and tell her that if anyone is rude to her to tell them that they will be in trouble when her brother gets home from war."

                              . . . Austin